10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Welcome to kicker school
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant