10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.