10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.