10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)