10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is for fat, American losers.