10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.