10 Random Poker Quotes

• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!