10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.