10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.