10 Random Poker Quotes

Fish don't eat Nutz!
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
in the poker game of life women are the rake
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
"All-in, bitches!!!"