10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed