10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "No river, no fish."