10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm