10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.