10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Welcome to kicker school
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05