10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth