10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "No river, no fish."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek