10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.