10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.