10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• It's Free To Fold...
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!