10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.