10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones