10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.