10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.