10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom