10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Fook the floosh droo!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson