10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach