10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth