10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Welcome to kicker school
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."