10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus