10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword