10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.