10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "No river, no fish."