10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.