10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.