10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris