10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "No river, no fish."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.