10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth