10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.