10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is for loners.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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