10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.