10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright