10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm