10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)