10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- if u play for the thrill u are ill