10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'