10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls