10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003