10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.