10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak